1. oldrockstars:

    dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

     

  2. intensional:

    when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

    (via collapsed)

     
  3. elena1981:

    barrel—rider:

    Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

    (via thatfunnyblog)

     
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  6. tampontampoff:

    whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

     

  7. capitalistpropaganda:

    listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

    (via erectrode)

     

  8. levels of love

    weteevee:

    1. ily
    2. luv u
    3. love you
    4. i love you
    5. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

    (Source: flygoing, via fuckyeahloldemort)

     
  9. thatfunnyblog:

    My girlfriend just got OWNED

    (Source: towritepoems)

     
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